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Welcome to the Headquarters of The Lime Beer Corporation We are one of the most evil, if not THE most evil, multi national corporation of the face of the earth. We have only one aim, ultimate power and getting the world's money - two aims. We really don't care how we go about this, although we have ruled out warfare for now. Situated in the lush tropical environment of Buff Point, NSW, Australia, close to the Pacific Ocean, so we can pump our polution out to sea, we eliminated all the native plants so we could build our monument to the collective egos of our Board of Directors. Lime Beer itself is the most addictive substance on the face of this, or any other, planet. Just one whiff and you belong to us for the rest of your life. Which won't be long, average time from first taste to a very messy death is around 11 months. We have a staff of some 700,000, mostly outsourced to India. We are incorporated in Vanuatu and do our banking in the Cayman Islands. Our merchant ships are registered in Chad, our motor vehicle fleet in the Pitcairn Islands, and our aircraft are Aeroflot rejects bought from a second hand shop in Afghanistan. We are far too cunning to have a mail or street address, but you can Email us at limebeer@comcen.com.au The Most Repugnant And Indiscriminate Holy Webmaster is the corporation's head honcho these days. A more dedicated serial killer has never graced a Boardroom since Saint Bill of Holy Redmond got kicked upstairs to play with his Visual Basic. If you wish to be employed by us, please remember that we will not employ anybody who has not, at the very least, been a prime suspect in a murder investigation. You will not be required to be a registered sex offender, as training will be given.
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